Thick N Fast (Work in Progress)


Award-nominated duo Thick ‘n’ Fast embark on a pioneering journey to conquer the Final (we mean it this time) Frontier: the Metaverse.

Cassie and Georgie are two technologically-challenged individuals who don’t know their IOS from their SEO. But for one night only, they are uploading themselves into the virtual community everyone is tweeting about: the Metaverse.

Goggles on, they are ready to deep-dive into deep fakes. Will they crack crypto? Will they understand what an NFT actually is? Will anyone?

Join them for a non-fungible preview of AI-generated comedy gold (direct from the blockchain).

‘Symes and Thomas show a huge amount of potential’

The Upcoming

‘A duo worth watching out for’

Fairy Powered Productions

Upcoming Dates

Vault Festival
The Spacement at The Glitch, The Glitch, 134 Lower Marsh, SE1 7AE

Friday 3rd February 2023 @ 8:15pm:

General Secretary

Created with Applecart Arts

Named one of the “Best Duos at the Fringe” by The Scotsman, Thick ‘n’ Fast return to explore what would happen if the planet took the unexpected decision to appoint them in charge of everything. What should they tackle first? Climate change? Gender equality? Getting killer outfits? And how will they avoid the pitfalls that have befallen so many leaders before them? After all, absolute power corrupts absolutely, right?

Cassie and Georgie are just two insignificant individuals until, out of the blue, they are landed with a minor responsibility: taking over the world. From taking minutes to taking charge, they must find creative solutions for the biggest global issues. But do they have what it takes to handle this almighty responsibility?

‘Satirical gold … this duo should be on Netflix’


The Spectator

‘Eye-wateringly funny … You’ll definitely be crying with laughter. Symes and Thomas have serious talent and one wouldn’t be surprised if they became household names in the future'


Theatre Weekly

‘A perfect double act … Sixty minutes of satire to leave you aching from laughing’


Reviews Gate

Upcoming Dates

Vault Festival
Cage, The Vaults, Leake Street London, SE1 7NN

Tuesday 7th February 2023 - Thursday 9th February 2023 @ 9:25pm:

Photography by The Other Richard.

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